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Issue #007 · May 29, 2026
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The Snider Report $1.29B dark pool trade. Bitmine owns 4.47% of all ETH.
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Issue #007 |
BTC $73,150 ↓ -11% hi |
ETH $1,820 ↓ -3.8% 24h |
NEAR ~$2.70 ↑ +66% 7d |
SOL $148 ↓ risk-off |
F&G 36/100 Fear |
This Week in Brief
Bitcoin has pulled back roughly 11% from its May 6 high near $82,000, now trading around $73,150 as spot ETF outflows hit a two-week streak and a mystery whale dumps $1.29 billion of IBIT through a dark pool. Corporate treasury stories are stealing the headlines: Bitmine now controls 4.47% of all ETH in existence, and a potential Tesla and SpaceX merger would create the fifth-largest corporate Bitcoin treasury on the planet. The White House Strategic Bitcoin Reserve announcement is weeks away. This week's read: the noise is loud but the signal is still bullish.
Top Stories
ETF MARKETS
Mystery Whale Dumps $1.29B of IBIT in a Single Dark Pool Trade
On May 26, an anonymous entity sold 29.2 million shares of BlackRock's iShares Bitcoin Trust through a dark pool, printing the largest such block trade analysts say they have ever seen. The move came as U.S. spot Bitcoin ETFs wrapped up eight straight days of net outflows, pulling over $2.26 billion from the complex since May 14. The dark pool print was 6.7 times larger than the actual net outflow recorded that day, meaning a buyer absorbed most of the shares rather than redeeming them for underlying Bitcoin.
Why it matters: Someone bought $1.1 billion of IBIT and held it. That is not a seller fleeing. That is a buyer loading up quietly while retail gets nervous.
CORPORATE TREASURY
Bitmine Buys $237M of ETH Last Week, Now Holds 4.47% of the Entire Ethereum Supply
Bitmine Immersion Technologies (NYSE: BMNR), chaired by Tom Lee, disclosed it purchased 111,942 ETH for roughly $237 million last week, its largest single-week acquisition of 2026. Total holdings reach 5.39 million ETH. The company has staked 4.71 million of those tokens, generating an estimated $276 million in annualized staking revenue at a 2.75% yield. Total holdings now stand at $12.3 billion, making Bitmine the number one Ethereum treasury in the world.
Why it matters: This is the Ethereum version of the MicroStrategy playbook. Your RIA clients are going to start asking about it.
POLICY
White House Says Strategic Bitcoin Reserve Announcement Coming Within Weeks
Patrick Witt, executive director of the President's Council of Advisors for Digital Assets, told the Bitcoin 2026 conference in Las Vegas that the administration has reached a legal and custody breakthrough for the U.S. Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The federal government currently holds roughly 328,372 BTC worth around $25 billion. The new American Reserve Modernization Act, introduced May 21, would codify the reserve through statute.
Why it matters: If the BITCOIN Act passes, Treasury could begin actively purchasing Bitcoin as a reserve asset as early as Q4 2026. First of its kind globally.
CORPORATE TREASURY
Tesla and SpaceX Merger Talks Would Create a 30,221 BTC Combined Treasury
CNBC reported on May 27 that Elon Musk has been discussing the possibility of folding Tesla and SpaceX into a single entity. If it happens, the combined company would hold 30,221 Bitcoin valued at roughly $3.3 billion, ranking it fifth among all public corporate Bitcoin holders. SpaceX is targeting a Nasdaq listing under the ticker SPCX with a roadshow reportedly beginning around June 8.
Why it matters: A potential Musk mega-entity holding 30,000 BTC lands differently in an RIA board meeting than any chart you could show them.
ALTCOIN WATCH
NEAR Protocol Up 66% in 7 Days. Arthur Hayes, Grayscale ETF Filing, and a June Upgrade Fueling the Move
NEAR Protocol is up 66% in 7 days and one of the top performing L1s in the market right now. Arthur Hayes named NEAR his "holy trinity" altcoin pick. A June v2.13 upgrade introduces dynamic resharding, letting the network scale automatically as demand grows. Grayscale filed for a spot NEAR ETF (GSNR) with an SEC decision expected around September 2026.
Why it matters: AI infrastructure, chain abstraction, and post-quantum security. The fundamental story is building. Watch the June upgrade and GSNR decision.
📊 Market Snapshot · Week of May 29
👀 Assets to Watch
₿ Bitcoin (BTC) · ~$73,150
Pullback from $82K is healthy consolidation. Long-term thesis unchanged. Someone bought $1.1B of IBIT in a dark pool and held it. Strategic Reserve legislation adds a policy floor. Watch for a re-test of $70K support. Core hold. Accumulate on weakness.
◆ NEAR Protocol · ~$2.70
Up 66% in 7 days. Arthur Hayes endorsement, June dynamic resharding upgrade, and Grayscale ETF filing create a multi-catalyst setup. Speculative satellite position. Watch the June upgrade and GSNR ETF decision in September.
📅 Key Dates
💬 The Snider Take
Brad Snider · Snider and Sons Consulting Group
The ETF outflow story is being read wrong. $2.26 billion left Bitcoin ETFs over two weeks. That sounds scary. But spot Bitcoin ETFs still hold over $100 billion in assets. We watched a two percent drawdown in AUM trigger headlines about institutional abandonment. That is not abandonment. That is profit-taking.
The dark pool story is more interesting. Somebody bought over a billion dollars of IBIT and held every share. They did not redeem for Bitcoin. They wanted exposure, quietly, and now. That is a buyer loading up on the other side of panic.
The Bitmine story is something every RIA needs to understand. Tom Lee's firm now controls 4.47% of all ETH in existence and is staking most of it for $276 million a year. That is not speculation. That is a cash-generating position built on a blockchain. We are in a noisy patch. The fundamentals are building.
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